Holy Hashish in a Hookah... [25 Jul 2006|02:00pm] Dudes, I was so totally stalked by a guy on a bicycle yesterday. It was creepy. I was looking around for somewhere I could charge my computer, and this guy comes out of nowhere and starts following me around. He kept asking me a whole lot questions like where was I going, where I lived, what my name was, and if he could have my number. I couldn't get this dude to go away. At one point, he pointed to Linsell House and said there was an outlet out there. Crazy Stalker Guy Translation: I think that's the perfect place to rape you. There is no damn outlet there. I just gave him a shit reason why that wouldn't work. Then, I told him to stop following me. He asked me why I thought he was following me. Um...because everywhere I go, you're right there. He said he wasn't following me. So, here's my question: If a girl accuses you of stalking her, what do you do? You go about your business, right? WRONG. This dude kept following me and talking to me. I eventually got rid of him, but the mofo creeped me out. You wanna know what makes the whole thing really scary? He doesn't even go to Wayne State! He goes to WCCCD! Man, I had some really important stuff to say, but I forgot a lot of it. Well, after I was stalked, I got a Slipknot song stuck in my head. The song is about, well, a stalker. Then, I remembered that I really enjoy Slipknot songs about stalkers. So yeah, when I get home, I'm definitely listening to them, even if I'm not listening to 'Knot right now. In fact, I think I'll make a Stalker Mix. Yeah, I actually have enough songs about stalking/raping to make a mix. That sort of scares me now. I have three by Slipknot. One by Stone Sour. One by 40 Below Summer. One by Cradle of Filth (not so much a stalking song as a kidnapping/raping/killing/necrophilia song). That gives me six songs... I wonder if this library has the movie The Collector... They do...sweet. I'm checking that out. I'm also checking out Selena. Hey, Selena had a stalker too. I just remembered that. See, this is how my mind works. Something happens, and I get stuck on a theme. Okay, I really need to stop talking about stalkers. Let's move on, shall we? I got an e-mail from Tania five minutes ago. That made me happy because I haven't talked to her in about a month. I told her to let me know when I can call her. I'm still obsessed with finding out when the house in Mexico is going to be ready. I am so going down to Mexico with them when it's finished. I might end up staying. Okay, they probably won't let me stay. Oh, yeah, the water... 6 comments|post comment

I love my life sometimes [25 Jul 2006|02:58pm] getoffmyspace makes LOL: About me: I need a woman that will like to go for tractor rides. I am a open minded man and I am very experienced in wonders of things from building homes to building super modified tractors. I need a woman that will bring me my beer and have sex with me when I want it. I want to have sex a lot. I want to have sex on my tractor. I love kids. I am a proud parent of 12 year old son who's name is Edith, I named him after his mother, Edith Gean. He is just like his daddy, loves to ride a good chuggin' tractor. I like to smoke barbecue and watch the stars at night. I love the water, I'll drive my tractor through that pond over there. I want a sexy wife who's into the occult...and likes tractors. Who I'd like to meet: I wanna meet a woman that love's tractors!!! Ah, I love white trash. They give me a warm feeling in my heart. 4 comments|post comment

[25 Jul 2006|05:17pm] I have way too much time on my hands. 3 comments|post comment

Anything for Selenas [25 Jul 2006|08:18pm] Ah shit, I just accepted a loan I didn't want. I've gotta talk to the FinAid department about this. I do NOT need $13,954. Oh boi. The library didn't have Selena. Nooo. I need to see that movie again. I haven't seen it in forever. How can I be more Mexican than the Mexicans without watching Selena a hundred gazilion times? UGL, you are crimping my style (haha, isn't about time someone tried to bring that back?). Speaking of St. Selena, I think Nereida and I should go as Lida and Melina for Halloween (um...we should make plans to actually go somewhere first). If you are saying, "WTFBBQ" right now, then you should go HERE, and watch the video. Nereida is Lida, the White one. I am Melina, the Black one with the big tetas (so true to life, except neither of us talk like that, dress like that, or act like that) We just need someone to be "That Skanky Slut" Rosa. HAHAHAHAHA! Teta mic. I miss those skits. Nereida and I used to do Lida and Melina impressions. We did Stewart ones too. Those were the days. 5 comments|post comment

I knew it... [25 Jul 2006|09:50pm] Top Commenters on rosie_posie_860's LiveJournal (Self comments excluded from rankings) 1 manurattan 183 2 seraphito 162 3 muzikxjunkie 143 4 nere05 90 5 animedude 83 6 alina1212 63 7 baka_shampoo 58 8 smilelikeair 56 9 ride_em_cowgirl 54 10 renyuki 51 ( 11-76 ) Total Commenters: 77 (1 not shown) Total Comments: 2598 Report generated 7/25/2006 9:50:42 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7 9 comments|post comment

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